A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?”
“No,” he replies, “Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it.”
The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”
Bond explains, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”
The lady says, “What’s it telling you now?”
“Well, it says you’re not wearing any knickers.”
The woman giggles and replies, “Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!”
Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, “Bloody thing’s an hour fast.”
Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery
Time and tide wait for no man. - Geoffrey Chaucer
A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson
All great achievements require time. - Maya Angelou
Busy souls have no time to be busybodies. - O'Malley
Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner
There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer
I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson
The hardest thing to do is win it the second time. - Red Auerbach
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle
I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown
He who has done his best for his own time has lived for all times. - Friedrich Schiller
Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton
The real problem of leisure time is how to keep others from using yours. - Arthur Lacey
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo
Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen
Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump
Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen
A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit
Every time you think the problem is 'out there,' that very thought is the problem. - Stephen Covey
At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland
One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. - Andre Gide
Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner
It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six. - John W. Gardner
A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter
This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield
Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker
Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker
I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump
I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken
The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco
I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps
Time and tide wait for no man. - Geoffrey Chaucer
A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson
All great achievements require time. - Maya Angelou
Busy souls have no time to be busybodies. - O'Malley
Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner
There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer
I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson
The hardest thing to do is win it the second time. - Red Auerbach
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle
I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown
He who has done his best for his own time has lived for all times. - Friedrich Schiller
Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton
The real problem of leisure time is how to keep others from using yours. - Arthur Lacey
Television Programming: Material that fills the time between commercials - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo
Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen
Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump
Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen
A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit
Every time you think the problem is 'out there,' that very thought is the problem. - Stephen Covey
At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland
One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. - Andre Gide
Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner
It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six. - John W. Gardner
A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. - Jean Paul Richter
This time I wouldn't forget him, because I couldn't ever forgive him - for breaking my heart twice. - James Patterson
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield
Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker
Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker
I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump
I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken
The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco
I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps
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