A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?”
“No,” he replies, “Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it.”
The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”
Bond explains, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”
The lady says, “What’s it telling you now?”
“Well, it says you’re not wearing any knickers.”
The woman giggles and replies, “Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!”
Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, “Bloody thing’s an hour fast.”
Time is the devourer of everything. - Ovid
Time is a physician that heals every grief. - Diphilus
In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur
You become what you think about most of the time. - Earl Nightingale
I am just turning 40 and taking my time about it. - Harold Lloyd
Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne
There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin
If I had more time, I would write a shorter letter. - Blaise Pascal
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
It takes a long time to bring the past up to the present. - Franklin D Roosevelt
The best time to make up your mind about people is never. - Katharine Hepburn
90 percent of my time is spent on 10 percent of the world. - Colin Powell
Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. - Bill Watterson
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx
History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley
The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay
suJoku.com - suDoku by Joe Defries, 3-time Guinness World Record Holder - Joe Defries
I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time. - Tom Ward
Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb
Drum soloing is like doing a marathon and solving equations at the same time. - Neil Peart
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver
Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh
If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin
Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle
Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman
Live as if you were living a second time, and as though you had acted wrongly the first time. - Viktor Frankl
There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it's called 'fan fiction'. - Joss Whedon
Those who spend their time looking for the faults in others usually make no time to correct their own. - Art Jonak
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. - George Burns
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright
Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie
Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown
For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle
The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers
How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre
Time is a physician that heals every grief. - Diphilus
In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur
You become what you think about most of the time. - Earl Nightingale
I am just turning 40 and taking my time about it. - Harold Lloyd
Time flies over us, but leaves its shadow behind. - Nathaniel Hawthorne
There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin
If I had more time, I would write a shorter letter. - Blaise Pascal
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
It takes a long time to bring the past up to the present. - Franklin D Roosevelt
The best time to make up your mind about people is never. - Katharine Hepburn
90 percent of my time is spent on 10 percent of the world. - Colin Powell
Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp
There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. - Bill Watterson
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx
History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley
The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay
suJoku.com - suDoku by Joe Defries, 3-time Guinness World Record Holder - Joe Defries
I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time. - Tom Ward
Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb
Drum soloing is like doing a marathon and solving equations at the same time. - Neil Peart
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver
Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh
If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin
Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle
Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman
Live as if you were living a second time, and as though you had acted wrongly the first time. - Viktor Frankl
There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it's called 'fan fiction'. - Joss Whedon
Those who spend their time looking for the faults in others usually make no time to correct their own. - Art Jonak
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up. - George Burns
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright
Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie
Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown
For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle
The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers
How much replay do we want? Because if you start doing it from the first inning to the ninth inning, you may have to time the game with a calendar. - Joe Torre
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