A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?” Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare Every dog has his day. - Unknown Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan wanderer, there is no path, the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey see also Dog Section Babysitter Dog |
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