A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?” France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe To err is human, for forgive, canine. - Unknown How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly see also Dog Section Babysitter Dog |
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