A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?” France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult. - C S Lewis I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner The trout enjoys the river, The whale enjoys the sea, And dogs love most an old lamp-post, But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey see also Dog Section Babysitter Dog |
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