UPS Horse Auction
Little Johnny can tell you where to buy a healthy horse

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.

He watched as His father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest.

After a few minutes Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?”

His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.”

Johnny, looking worried said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.”

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