A brunette, redhead and a blonde had died and found themselves in hell. The Devil told them that as this day was his birthday, he would allow any of the three that could set him a task that he couldn’t perform to have a reprieve, and be re-routed to heaven. The brunette thought carefully and then said, “Could you turn that lake into the most expensive perfume in the world?” The Devil snapped his fingers and there was a lake full of perfume. The brunette was whisked away. The redhead pondered and then said, “Could you turn that mountain into diamond?” Old Nick snapped his fingers, and there was a mountain composed of pure diamond. The redhead disappeared. The blonde sniffed, coughed, and spat a good green one onto the floor. “Swim in that!” see also   Birthday,  Blonde  &  Devil   Sections Bacon Birthday Cake Big Birthday Surprise Birthday Dog Cake Message Centennial Puff Cheap Birthday Card Crowded Birthday Party DJ Birthday Doctor’ed Birthday Cake Family Birthday Reminder Hippy Birthday Jurassic Judah Perfect Birthday Excuse Redneck Birthday Cake Shark Week Birthday Cake “Underneath That” Cake Woodcutter Birthday Cake   Love It Auto Strap Victorian Bathing Machine Stork Exhaust Slap Me Into Next Year Is This Really Happening?! Ostrich Bush Frozen Fish Meal Bacon Wrapped Onion Rings T-Rex Shadow Camel Parking Cheat of the Year Born To Be Wild Why I Wear 2 Masks Welfare State Redneck Wedding Cake Blonde Gears Party Direction Sign House 'Broke'rage 'Piece of Cake' Resignation Letter Bee Safe Catfish Noodling I'm A Believer Sewing Sculpture Greatest Italian Riders

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