A brunette, redhead and a blonde had died and found themselves in hell. The Devil told them that as this day was his birthday, he would allow any of the three that could set him a task that he couldn’t perform to have a reprieve, and be re-routed to heaven. The brunette thought carefully and then said, “Could you turn that lake into the most expensive perfume in the world?” The Devil snapped his fingers and there was a lake full of perfume. The brunette was whisked away. The redhead pondered and then said, “Could you turn that mountain into diamond?” Old Nick snapped his fingers, and there was a mountain composed of pure diamond. The redhead disappeared. The blonde sniffed, coughed, and spat a good green one onto the floor. “Swim in that!” see also   Birthday,  Blonde  &  Devil   Sections Bacon Birthday Cake Big Birthday Surprise Birthday Dog Cake Message Centennial Puff Cheap Birthday Card Crowded Birthday Party DJ Birthday Doctor’ed Birthday Cake Family Birthday Reminder Hippy Birthday Jurassic Judah Perfect Birthday Excuse Redneck Birthday Cake Shark Week Birthday Cake “Underneath That” Cake Woodcutter Birthday Cake   Perception Jeopardy Measuring Cup All We Have To Do Is Stand Up Vacuum Extender BrownEes Chinese Puzzle Car Always Give 100% At Work Ancient Politician My Toaster Is Broken Shining Stars Tunnel Face The Bugs Are Bad This Year Dog Spa Ostrich Imprint Local Crabs World's First Hard Hat Bird Melons Bag Hang-Up LippoPotumus Haircut For Staff Meetings Wolf Mode Undertaker Bike Throwaway Sport Paper Pacman Skeleton Vatican City's New Breakfast Special

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