![]() Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor His mind is concrete and fastidious, His nose is remarkably big; His visage is more or less hideous, His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro see also Bald & Hairstyle Sections 3D Tattoo American Mustache Chesthair Close Shave Fountain Of Youth Goat Hairstyle Hair Ad - Just Add Self Hair Moan Therapy Hair Strengthener Haircut For Staff Meetings Head Path Horse Hair Redneck Tattoo Removal Seinfeld Haircut Shaved by Grace Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet Taking Donations For Scissors Zamboni Mohawk Zipper Scar Tattoo |
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