A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said that since he
was graduating from high school, he would really like to get a car.
His father said, “Son, come here.” He took him to the barn and pointed to the
tractor and said, “This tractor is needed for the farm and I promise, as soon as
it’s paid for, we’ll get you a car.” The boy was not too happy, but was
understanding.
A week later, his second son approached him wanting a motorcycle. “Well”, the
father said, “as soon as the tractor is paid for we’ll see about getting you
your scooter.”
Shortly after, his youngest was bugging him for a bike. Again, the father gave
him the lecture about the tractor needing to be paid off first.
While leaving the barn, the young boy, a little disgusted with his father’s
explanation, saw the farm rooster doing it’s rooster duty with one of the hens.
He promptly went over and kicked the rooster off the hen’s back, mumbling to
himself.
His dad asked, “Son, now why would you do something like that? He didn’t do
anything to deserve that.”
The third son replied, “Hey, nobody around here rides anything until that
tractor gets paid off!”
If it swells, ride it! - Unknown
Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown
Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright
There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien
If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown
I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington
Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown
Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown
Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner
Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt
The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker
Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal
Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones
A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson
Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier
You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis
I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond
The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin
God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey
Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison
Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin
I love sporting events and popcorn and pizza and being outside, like at a baseball or football game. I love amusement parks, going to ride roller coasters. - Carrie Underwood
I enjoy my John Deere tractor quite a lot. It's a tool that I must use to keep Mother Nature at bay. I have all kinds of things encroaching on my property. - Les Claypool
I am involved in a freedom ride protesting the loss of the minority rights belonging to the few remaining earthbound stars. All we demanded was our right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe
The life of a startup is full of ups and downs, an emotional roller coaster ride that you can't quite imagine if you've spent your whole career in a corporation. - Harvey Mackay
When we went into World War II, I was a tractor driver then. I drove tractors on the plantation. So when they start calling people my age, 18, up, I was one they called. - B.B. King
Change does not roll in on the wheels of inevitability, but comes through continuous struggle. And so we must straighten our backs... A man can't ride you unless your back is bent. - Martin Luther King Jr.
Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. - Dwight D Eisenhower
To create is to boggle the mind and alter the mood. Once the urge has surged, it maintains its own momentum. We may go along for the ride, but when we attempt to steer the course, the momentum dies. - Sue Atchley Ebaugh
A mechanical puzzle is a self contained object, composed of one or more parts, which involves a problem for one person to solve by manipulation using logic, reasoning, insight, luck, and/or dexterity. - Jerry Slocum
Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown
Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright
There is not one right way to ride a wave. - Jamie O'Brien
If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride. - Unknown
I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington
Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown
Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown
Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner
Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt
The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker
Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal
Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones
A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson
Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier
You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis
I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond
The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin
God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey
Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison
Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin
I love sporting events and popcorn and pizza and being outside, like at a baseball or football game. I love amusement parks, going to ride roller coasters. - Carrie Underwood
I enjoy my John Deere tractor quite a lot. It's a tool that I must use to keep Mother Nature at bay. I have all kinds of things encroaching on my property. - Les Claypool
I am involved in a freedom ride protesting the loss of the minority rights belonging to the few remaining earthbound stars. All we demanded was our right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe
The life of a startup is full of ups and downs, an emotional roller coaster ride that you can't quite imagine if you've spent your whole career in a corporation. - Harvey Mackay
When we went into World War II, I was a tractor driver then. I drove tractors on the plantation. So when they start calling people my age, 18, up, I was one they called. - B.B. King
Change does not roll in on the wheels of inevitability, but comes through continuous struggle. And so we must straighten our backs... A man can't ride you unless your back is bent. - Martin Luther King Jr.
Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. - Dwight D Eisenhower
To create is to boggle the mind and alter the mood. Once the urge has surged, it maintains its own momentum. We may go along for the ride, but when we attempt to steer the course, the momentum dies. - Sue Atchley Ebaugh
A mechanical puzzle is a self contained object, composed of one or more parts, which involves a problem for one person to solve by manipulation using logic, reasoning, insight, luck, and/or dexterity. - Jerry Slocum
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