A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said that since he
was graduating from high school, he would really like to get a car. If it swells, ride it! - Unknown Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride. - Anthony Bourdain Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The Holy Father's newest Encyclacle? Like anyone cares what he rides around on. - Archie Bunker Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com You don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed. - Eminem Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the tigers are getting hungry. - Winston Churchill There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison I love sporting events and popcorn and pizza and being outside, like at a baseball or football game. I love amusement parks, going to ride roller coasters. - Carrie Underwood I enjoy my John Deere tractor quite a lot. It's a tool that I must use to keep Mother Nature at bay. I have all kinds of things encroaching on my property. - Les Claypool I am involved in a freedom ride protesting the loss of the minority rights belonging to the few remaining earthbound stars. All we demanded was our right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe The life of a startup is full of ups and downs, an emotional roller coaster ride that you can't quite imagine if you've spent your whole career in a corporation. - Harvey Mackay When we went into World War II, I was a tractor driver then. I drove tractors on the plantation. So when they start calling people my age, 18, up, I was one they called. - B.B. King If I hadn't become a golfer, I doubt I'd be wealthy, because I don't have the sort of ego that drives a person all day long. I might have wound up driving a tractor. - Fuzzy Zoeller Change does not roll in on the wheels of inevitability, but comes through continuous struggle. And so we must straighten our backs... A man can't ride you unless your back is bent. - Martin Luther King Jr. Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. - Dwight D Eisenhower To create is to boggle the mind and alter the mood. Once the urge has surged, it maintains its own momentum. We may go along for the ride, but when we attempt to steer the course, the momentum dies. - Sue Atchley Ebaugh A mechanical puzzle is a self contained object, composed of one or more parts, which involves a problem for one person to solve by manipulation using logic, reasoning, insight, luck, and/or dexterity. - Jerry Slocum see also Farm & Finance Sections Deer Jumps Over Biker How To Cook A Deer How To Make A Deer Stand Redneck Deer Stand Redneck Tractor Show Stopper Tractor Car Train Hits Deer |
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