![]() Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb I went to a massage parlor. It was self service. - Rodney Dangerfield A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. - Al Michaels I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen see also Cat Section Cat Got Your Tongue? Reach For Your Dreams |
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