Dear Dad, The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew. - Russell Peters Dadicated: Being the best father you can be - Daffynitions joe-ks.com He wants his son to follow in his footprints. - Archie Bunker Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. - Luke 23:24 My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow. - Unknown Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins I'm a father; that's what matters most. Nothing matters more. - Gordon Brown I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias I haven't taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. - Mario Cuomo No man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much. - Hedy Lamarr Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson see also College, Family & Relationship Sections A Mother’s Love An In-fluential Love Story Bare Bones Love Biker Love Bulge That All Women Love Cat Love Crocodial Love Digital Love Falling In Love Gotta Love Plate Glass Windows I Love Dad I Love My Job! I Love New Recipes Locks Of Love Love Bike Love Dress Love - Hate Attitude Love Lost Love Not Knot Love Thy Neighbour Mink Love Modern Love Affair Never Stop Sign Perfectly Groomed Love Rug Redneck Love Poem Scuba Diving Accident Soured Love Tough Love Why I Love Saskatchewan Wrap Around Text |
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