A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten foot fence. He was out the next morning, roaming around the zoo. Out Of Bounds: An exhausted kangaroo - Daffynitions joe-ks.com LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll Australians have the worst greetings. I get so confused when they ask me, 'How're you going?' Did you just converge two questions? - Russell Peters I once dated a famous Aussie rugby player who treated me just like a football: made a pass, played footsie, then dropped me as soon as he'd scored. - Kathy Lette It is in the national interest to have the Flying Kangaroo. It's in the interests of our tourism industry. It's in the interests of jobs here in Australia. - Anthony Albanese If there were any of Australia's original inhabitants living in Melbourne they were kept well out of the way of nice people; unless, of course, they could sing. - Barry Humphreys In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have to explain what a writer is. - Geoffrey Cottrell see also Kangaroo & High Jump Sections Australian Wildfire Survivor Giraffe Leapfrog Kangaroo On Ice Roo With No Respect Small Aussie Babies |
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