Harlem Spelling Bee
Leroy’s Ebonics homework assignment
[Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader from New York. This is Leroy’s Ebonics homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence…]
Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me
acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other
night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.
Disappointment - My parole officer tol’ me if I
miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money
Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tell
Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol’ my uncle
iraq, you break.
Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, man,
it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".
Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a
cup and said penis.
Rectum - Rectum? Damned near killed him.
Undermine -There’s a fine lookin’ ho living in the
Language, Little Johnny & School Sections
Cracks Me Up
Anger Release Machine
Palm Sunday Social Distancing Service
Yoga's Balanced Lifestyle
Gift Shop for Stray Kids
Souped Up Car
Today's Paper Read Yesterday
Someone Is Upset