Gene had just finished his first shot on the ninth hole at the Northview Golf Club in Surrey and was approaching his second shot when he heard a noise in the nearby bushes. Not having seen any golfers previously playing before him, he thought that perhaps another golfer was having a “rest relief” break. Just about to start his next shot with a Three Iron, the person in the bushes shouted out to him, “Heh - you got any paper?” Quite disturbed by the unwelcome disturbance, Gene muttered back, “No - I don’t have any paper.” Getting ready for his shot again, the voice from the bushes became more urgent, “Have you got any spare clothing with you - or a golf rag on your cart? Anything!!!” Once again, Gene shouts back, “No - I don’t!” Now Gene was quite upset, and just wanted to get away from the bush. So he reached into his golf bag for a Six Iron… Setting up for the swing, the voice from the bush comes back to him, “Got change for a twenty dollar bill?” see also   Golf  Section   Chicago Politics BigFoot Caught On Tape Bookstore Entrance Computer Detergent Covid-Friendly Smoker Hood Ethiopian Math Batman Equation a real Bald Eagle The Meaning Of Life Back To The Fuchsia Horse Mane Macrame Out Of Estrogen - Make My Day Staff Communications Sew It Seams Muslim Camel Sister DNA Join The Resistance Rabbi Road Vatican Chess Pentecost Sunday Nun Chairs - Great Looking Legs Organ Donor Moldy Bible Gyprock Prayer Barn Art

01-Jun-2020