Gene had just finished his first shot on the ninth hole at the Northview Golf Club in Surrey and was approaching his second shot when he heard a noise in the nearby bushes. Not having seen any golfers previously playing before him, he thought that perhaps another golfer was having a “rest relief” break. Just about to start his next shot with a Three Iron, the person in the bushes shouted out to him, “Heh - you got any paper?” Quite disturbed by the unwelcome disturbance, Gene muttered back, “No - I don’t have any paper.” Getting ready for his shot again, the voice from the bushes became more urgent, “Have you got any spare clothing with you - or a golf rag on your cart? Anything!!!” Once again, Gene shouts back, “No - I don’t!” Now Gene was quite upset, and just wanted to get away from the bush. So he reached into his golf bag for a Six Iron… Setting up for the swing, the voice from the bush comes back to him, “Got change for a twenty dollar bill?” see also   Golf  Section   Rocky Orders Snowmobile Races - Get There Early Pocket Change 2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars Welcome to Texas, USPS Not Without A Washer Jogger's Weight Scale Toilet Snake Eye Testing In Progress Parent Signature Long Bore Gun Bird Cam Lost Wormhole Where Weir'd Frogmen Jump In Low Ceiling Workout Dog Diner Wet T-Shirt Contest Winners Cow Farts Revenge Gaping Hole Costume Redneck Water Skiing Harrison Ford Plenty of Room for God's Creatures Aussie Selfie Pyramid Kiss

20-Jan-2021