Men are like fine wine. Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb That one kind of grapes on my nerves. - Archie Bunker Cranberries: Grapes with hypertension - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov Some wines improve with age, but only if the grapes were good in the first place. - Abigail Van Buren One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison see also Feminist & Relationship Sections Men Are Like... Apples and Wine - Picked or Stomped? Aussie Wine Glass Cheap Wine Market Costco Wine French Red Wine Fruit Salad Dinner Glass Prescription Got Any Gwapes? Grapeless Hammock Wine Heavy Drinking If Alcohol Talked Insect Wine Glass Jim’s Happy Hour Navajo Wine New Wine For Seniors Red Wine Diet Redneck Wine Glass Redneck Wine Dispenser Redneck Wine Holder Texas Wine Glass Walmart’s Redneck Wine Wine Aerobics Wine Day Wine Flowchart Wine Glass Chair Wine Glass Lanyard Wine Pairing in the Stone Age Wine Secret Wine Signs Wine Socks Wine Therapy Wine Time Wine Time Finally |
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