Men are like fine wine. Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb That one kind of grapes on my nerves. - Archie Bunker Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin Some wines improve with age, but only if the grapes were good in the first place. - Abigail Van Buren My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins The vine bears three kinds of grapes: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust. - Diogenes I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison see also Feminist & Relationship Sections Men Are Like... Apples and Wine - Picked or Stomped? Aussie Wine Glass Cheap Wine Market Costco Wine French Red Wine Fruit Salad Dinner Glass Prescription Got Any Gwapes? Grapeless Hammock Wine Heavy Drinking If Alcohol Talked Insect Wine Glass Jim’s Happy Hour Navajo Wine New Wine For Seniors Red Wine Diet Redneck Wine Glass Redneck Wine Dispenser Redneck Wine Holder Texas Wine Glass Walmart’s Redneck Wine Wine Aerobics Wine Day Wine Flowchart Wine Glass Chair Wine Glass Lanyard Wine Pairing in the Stone Age Wine Secret Wine Signs Wine Socks Wine Therapy Wine Time Wine Time Finally |
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