Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?
Nurse: No change yet.
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.
Doctor: Tell him I can’t see him now. Next.
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.
Doctor: What does he call his other eye?
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?
Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody else.
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious?
Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to start watching any serials on TV.
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did you put something like that in this prescription?
Doctor: No need for that. You will find that in your bill.
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?
Tom: Shhh, doctor! My dog’s outside in the waiting room!
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids,
and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place!
Doctor: I am, bit by bit.
Tom: What’s good for excessive wind, doctor?
Doctor: A kite!
Doctor & Nurse Sections
Read Your Book Case
Trash Bin Parking
Train Hits Deer
Dog Face or Dog Butt?
Redneck Carriage Car
Fishing Trip in New Zealand
Baby's Eviction Notice
Australia 101 For Tourists
New Parking Spot For Women
Work At Home Mom
German Car Parkade
Police De-Tail: Down-Wind Protocol
Tell Me Why You Can't Work