God is talking to one of his angels. He says, “I just created a twenty four hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth.” Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon Hot Chocolate: Stolen candy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir Old age is the verdict of life. - Amelia E Barr Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo In absence of clearly defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily acts of trivia. - Unknown I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling see also Religious Section Ain’t Peter’s Place All Dogs Go To Heaven Breakable Postal Package Church Sign Generator Church Sign Messages Church Signs Da End Iss Near Dead Sea Fish Equal Rights Church God’s Little Instructions Job Interview With God John The Baptist Souvenirs Letters to God - From Children The Eye of God |
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