God is talking to one of his angels. He says, “I just created a twenty four hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth.”
The angel says, “What are you going to do now?”
God says, “Call it a day.”
Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate
I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown
I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson
Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch
Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown
Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown
We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason
If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb
One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky
Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner
Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb
Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley
The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde
I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown
Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton
How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown
Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz
Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst
Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis
In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. - Oscar Wilde
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato
I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown
I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson
Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch
Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown
Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown
We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason
If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb
One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky
Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner
Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb
Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley
The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde
I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown
Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton
How incessant and great are the ills with which a prolonged old age is replete. - C S Lewis
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown
Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz
Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst
Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis
In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. - Oscar Wilde
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato
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