God is talking to one of his angels. He says, “I just created a twenty four hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth.”
The angel says, “What are you going to do now?”
God says, “Call it a day.”
Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis
I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown
I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher
I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand
We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown
Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown
Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown
Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage
Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana
Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman
Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare
In absence of clearly defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily acts of trivia. - Unknown
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick
I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe
Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis
Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns
I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben
Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato
I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown
I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher
I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand
We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown
Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown
Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown
Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage
Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana
Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman
Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare
In absence of clearly defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily acts of trivia. - Unknown
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick
I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe
Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis
Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns
I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben
Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato
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