God is talking to one of his angels. He says, “I just created a twenty four hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth.”
The angel says, “What are you going to do now?”
God says, “Call it a day.”
Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci
To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown
I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi
Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown
Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown
Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson
Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown
The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde
If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook
To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown
Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz
We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown
W.C. Fields has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. - Gene Fowler
Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz
Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown
Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich
When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst
Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn
May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson
Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown
"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer
I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger
To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown
I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi
Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown
Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown
Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson
Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown
The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde
If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook
To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown
Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz
We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown
W.C. Fields has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. - Gene Fowler
Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz
Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown
Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich
When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst
Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn
May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson
Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown
"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer
I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger
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