God is talking to one of his angels. He says, “I just created a twenty four hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth.”
The angel says, “What are you going to do now?”
God says, “Call it a day.”
To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis
Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb
It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown
Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand
It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver
Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey
Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable
Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier
Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage
One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo
When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer
The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings
Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton
We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis
Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet
Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher
Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown
Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton
Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich
When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst
While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal
You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson
I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson
Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis
Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb
It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown
Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand
It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver
Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey
Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable
Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier
Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage
One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo
When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer
The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings
Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton
We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis
Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet
Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher
Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown
Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton
Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich
When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst
While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal
You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson
I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson
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