God is talking to one of his angels. He says, “I just created a twenty four hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth.”
The angel says, “What are you going to do now?”
God says, “Call it a day.”
Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb
Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown
I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown
Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown
Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown
It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver
Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable
If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott
Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage
To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst
Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown
Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow
Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown
Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell
Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz
Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet
W.C. Fields has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. - Gene Fowler
Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher
When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo
In absence of clearly defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily acts of trivia. - Unknown
I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick
I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe
While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal
Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn
You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. - Oscar Wilde
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it. - Robert Heinlein
Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown
I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown
Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown
Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown
It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver
Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable
If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott
Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage
To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst
Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown
Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow
Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown
Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell
Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz
Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet
W.C. Fields has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. - Gene Fowler
Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher
When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo
In absence of clearly defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily acts of trivia. - Unknown
I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick
I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe
While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal
Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn
You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. - Oscar Wilde
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it. - Robert Heinlein
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