God is talking to one of his angels. He says, “I just created a twenty four hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth.”
The angel says, “What are you going to do now?”
God says, “Call it a day.”
I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson
Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch
When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown
Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand
Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood
I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown
Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown
Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown
If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott
Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown
If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook
Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson
Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz
Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet
Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman
More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir
While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal
Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns
I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato
Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch
When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown
Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand
Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood
I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown
Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown
Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown
If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott
Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown
If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook
Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson
Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter
Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz
Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet
Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman
More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir
While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal
Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns
I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato
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