God is talking to one of his angels. He says, “I just created a twenty four hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth.”
The angel says, “What are you going to do now?”
God says, “Call it a day.”
Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate
I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu
I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown
Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown
When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona
Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey
I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason
If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook
Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage
One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge
When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown
Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson
Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow
Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley
In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson
I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire
Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir
I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe
Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling
The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. - Oscar Wilde
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben
My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker
I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu
I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown
Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown
When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona
Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood
Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown
Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey
I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason
If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook
Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage
One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge
When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer
Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown
Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson
Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow
Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. - Christopher Morley
In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson
I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire
Old age has its pleasures, which, though different, are not less than the pleasures of youth. - W Somerset Maugham
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir
I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe
Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling
The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. - Oscar Wilde
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben
My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker
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