God is talking to one of his angels. He says, “I just created a twenty four hour period of alternating light and darkness on Earth.”
The angel says, “What are you going to do now?”
God says, “Call it a day.”
Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon
Hot Chocolate: Stolen candy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci
Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir
Old age is the verdict of life. - Amelia E Barr
Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb
Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown
Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch
Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand
Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood
I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown
Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur
Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown
Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller
Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage
One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote
Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb
In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown
In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton
The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore
Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher
More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown
Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo
In absence of clearly defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily acts of trivia. - Unknown
I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson
When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst
Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling
Hot Chocolate: Stolen candy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci
Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir
Old age is the verdict of life. - Amelia E Barr
Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb
Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown
Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch
Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand
Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood
I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown
Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur
Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown
Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown
Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. - Maurice Chevalier
Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller
Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage
One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is first thought. - Emily Dickinson
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote
Man fools himself. He prays for a long life, and he fears an old age. - Chinese Proverb
In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown
In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton
The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore
Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher
More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown
Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo
In absence of clearly defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily acts of trivia. - Unknown
I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson
When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst
Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling
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