Lost Bouquet

Leading lady gets short-changed onstage


A group of extras in the play were talking backstage at the end of the performance.

“What’s the matter with our leading lady?” one actress asked. “She seems really mad about something.”

“Oh, she’s upset because she only received nine bouquets of flowers over the footlights,” another actress replied.

“Nine!” exclaimed the first actress. “That’s pretty good, isn’t it?”

“Yes,” the other actress replied, “but she paid for 10.”


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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Country Music: Three chords and the truth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Music is a higher revelation than all wisdom and philosophy. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

If the music is loud enough I won't be able to listen to my own thoughts. - Nic Sheff

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

The destiny of the world is determined less by the battles that are lost and won than by the stories it loves and believes in. - Harold Goddard

Actress Mary Anderson: "What is my best side, Mr. Hitchcock?"
Hitchcock: "You're sitting on it, my dear." - Alfred Hitchcock

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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29-Jun-2022