Lost Bouquet

Leading lady gets short-changed onstage


A group of extras in the play were talking backstage at the end of the performance.

“What’s the matter with our leading lady?” one actress asked. “She seems really mad about something.”

“Oh, she’s upset because she only received nine bouquets of flowers over the footlights,” another actress replied.

“Nine!” exclaimed the first actress. “That’s pretty good, isn’t it?”

“Yes,” the other actress replied, “but she paid for 10.”


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Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Excesses of applause never satisfy the sensible. - Baltasar Gracian

I like your opera. I think I will set it to music. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners. - Arlene Heath

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

Most people live and die with their music still unplayed. They never dare to try. - Mary Kay Ash

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

Music expresses that which cannot be put into words and that which cannot remain silent. - Victor Hugo

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

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Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

Forgiveness is the remission of sins. For it is by this that what has been lost, and was found, is saved from being lost again. - Saint Augustine

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli


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11-Apr-2021