A group of extras in the play were talking backstage at the end of the performance.
“What’s the matter with our leading lady?” one actress asked. “She seems really mad about something.”
“Oh, she’s upset because she only received nine bouquets of flowers over the footlights,” another actress replied.
“Nine!” exclaimed the first actress. “That’s pretty good, isn’t it?”
“Yes,” the other actress replied, “but she paid for 10.”
At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns
I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace
Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson
The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison
He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder
Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke
Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle
Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison
Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson
Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard
All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong
Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke
'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov
Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg
Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn
Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison
Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix
Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats
In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot
Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz
I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold
To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison
Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey
It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire
I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne
If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein
Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams
If anyone has conducted a Beethoven performance, and then doesn't have to go to an osteopath, then there's something wrong. - Simon Rattle
If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard
It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham
Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie
I like perfume and flowers. - Donatella Versace
Where words fail, music speaks. - Hans Christian Anderson
The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison
He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder
Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke
Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle
Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison
Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson
Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard
All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong
Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke
'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough
My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov
Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg
Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn
Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison
Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix
Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats
In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot
Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz
I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold
To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison
Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey
It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire
I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne
If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson
From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein
Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams
If anyone has conducted a Beethoven performance, and then doesn't have to go to an osteopath, then there's something wrong. - Simon Rattle
If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard
It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham
Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie
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