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The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow

A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown

The pessimist is half-licked before he starts. - Thomas A. Buckner

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - William Shakespeare

I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist. - Paul Harvey

It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers. - Charles Dickens

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a 'brief.' - Franz Kafka

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip. - Unknown

Most of the dishonest lawyers are the product of dishonest clients - the demand creates the supply. - Morris Salem

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader (realist) adjusts the sails. - John C Maxwell

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne


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