![]() Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain He's better at smelling rotten eggs than at laying good ones. - Unknown I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier My brother thinks he's a chicken. We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell see also Farm & Ukrainian Section |
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