One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. “Why are you eating grass?” he asked one man. “We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “Oh, come along with me then.” “But sir, I have a wife with two children!” “Bring them along! And you, come with us too!” he said to the other man. “But sir, I have a wife with six children!” the second man answered. “Bring them as well!” They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.” The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll love my place. The grass is almost a foot tall!” see also   Lawyer  Section An Old Man’s Dying Request Ancient Greek Law Distasteful Lawyer Generous Judge’s Divorce Settlement Good Lawyer Justice Is Blind Legal Assistance For All Legal Exhibit   Ford Door Lock Texting Abbreviations for the Elderly Wiener Dog Safety Donkey Refill Big John Do Must Marriage Shopping-ish Head Twins Pickup Park Diet Hard Go Nowhere Bike Master Reference Binder Do You See A Bird or a Girl? Car Moochanic Wife's Small Mistake Redneck TP Backwards Clock Redneck House Move New World Record Holder World's Hardest Golf Shot

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