![]() Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler Ghost Writer: Spooksman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Write drunk; edit sober. - Ernest Hemingway Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders But I'm not so think as you drunk I am. - J.C. Squire My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque Halloween pumpkins aglow. Come see the show. - Unknown Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters This poor pumpkin gave in to rot, and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas Kilt: A costume sometimes worn by Scotsmen in America and Americans in Scotland - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I was never afraid of anything because I never hurt anyone. I was always an old drunk. - Chavela Vargas Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools." Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien see also Halloween Section Animal Halloween Costumes Avoiding Stress In The Workplace Bat Flying Blind Bloodsucker Bank Boo Who? Surprise, Surprise! Coffin Attack Cruise Nurse Custom Halloween Costume Halloween Birth Howloween Pumpkin Art Pumpkin Buns Sick Pumpkin When Pumpkins Drink |
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