Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray colour that has drips of purple paint streaked across it.
Liz walks over to the artist and says, “I don’t understand your paintings.”
“I paint what I feel inside me,” explains the artist.
“Have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?”
Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez
If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman
Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown
Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo
Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely
Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson
In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams
The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon
A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde
I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker
I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen
There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide
Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw
The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison
She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump
Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler
We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost
The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire
It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz
The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman
I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White
Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert
It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams
Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey
Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque
We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell
A negative thinker sees a difficulty in every opportunity. A positive thinker sees an opportunity in every difficulty. - Zig Ziglar
Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder
Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury
When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire
If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman
Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown
Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo
Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely
Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson
In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams
The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon
A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde
I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker
I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen
There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide
Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw
The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison
She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump
Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler
We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost
The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire
It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz
The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman
I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White
Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert
It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams
Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey
Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque
We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell
A negative thinker sees a difficulty in every opportunity. A positive thinker sees an opportunity in every difficulty. - Zig Ziglar
Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder
Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury
When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire
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Human Pixels
Just Carving A Tree
Leonardo da Vinci’s Unfinished Portrait
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Shadow Junk Art
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Snow Art - Snow Good
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