Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray colour that has drips of purple paint streaked across it.
Liz walks over to the artist and says, “I don’t understand your paintings.”
“I paint what I feel inside me,” explains the artist.
“Have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?”
Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux
Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan
Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo
Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner
To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb
The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson
The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown
Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen
We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt
Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford
A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers
An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol
Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positive, it'll take their breath away. - Tony Gaskins
Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide
I've always believed that you can think positive just as well as you can think negative. - James A. Baldwin
The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg
A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope
The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller
I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White
Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar
Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin
Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont
I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen
Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens
To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel
Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder
I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
My advice to young wrestlers is that your surroundings really make a difference. You want to put yourself in good, positive surroundings. - Dan Gable
Happiness is the resultant of the relative strengths of positive and negative feelings rather than an absolute amount of one or the other. - Norman Bradburn
The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles
I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi
Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan
Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo
Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner
To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb
The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson
The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown
Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen
We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt
Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford
A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers
An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have. - Andy Warhol
Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire
Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positive, it'll take their breath away. - Tony Gaskins
Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide
I've always believed that you can think positive just as well as you can think negative. - James A. Baldwin
The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg
A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope
The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller
I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White
Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar
Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin
Visual storytelling of one kind or another has been around since cavemen were drawing on the walls. - Frank Darabont
I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen
Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens
To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel
Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder
I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer
Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
My advice to young wrestlers is that your surroundings really make a difference. You want to put yourself in good, positive surroundings. - Dan Gable
Happiness is the resultant of the relative strengths of positive and negative feelings rather than an absolute amount of one or the other. - Norman Bradburn
The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles
I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi
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