Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray colour that has drips of purple paint streaked across it.
Liz walks over to the artist and says, “I don’t understand your paintings.”
“I paint what I feel inside me,” explains the artist.
“Have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?”
No Sane man will dance. - Cicero
Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read
Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown
Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn
The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson
An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley
Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams
Mournful and yet grand is the destiny of the artist. - Franz Liszt
The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon
I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus
Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso
Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation. - Michael Jordan
I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker
Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle
There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum
Positive thinking is empowering; positive action is achieving. - T P Chia
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu
Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer
Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell
Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde
Most of us start out with a positive attitude and a plan to do our best. - Marilu Henner
She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump
Surround yourself with positive people and situations, and avoid negativity. - Doreen Virtue
Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden
Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher
The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible. - Winston Churchill
You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb
I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier
Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper
Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens
As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid
I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin
I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire
Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder
Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin
Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read
Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown
Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn
The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson
An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley
Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams
Mournful and yet grand is the destiny of the artist. - Franz Liszt
The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon
I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus
Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso
Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation. - Michael Jordan
I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker
Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle
There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum
Positive thinking is empowering; positive action is achieving. - T P Chia
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu
Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer
Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell
Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde
Most of us start out with a positive attitude and a plan to do our best. - Marilu Henner
She really has become a monster... I mean monster in the most positive way. - Donald Trump
Surround yourself with positive people and situations, and avoid negativity. - Doreen Virtue
Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden
Every artist dips his brush in his own soul and paints his own nature into his pictures. - Henry Ward Beecher
The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible. - Winston Churchill
You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb
I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier
Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper
Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens
As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid
I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin
I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire
Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder
Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin
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