Art Show

Expressing the feeling within you


Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray colour that has drips of purple paint streaked across it.

Liz walks over to the artist and says, “I don’t understand your paintings.”

“I paint what I feel inside me,” explains the artist.

“Have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?”


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All of nature is God's art. - Dante

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

What an artist the world is losing in me. - Nero

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Primitive Artist: An amateur whose work sells - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Being positive in a negative situation is not naive, it's leadership. - Ralph Marston

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

No artist is ahead of his time. He is his time. It is just that the others are behind the time. - Martha Graham

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Be fanatically positive and militantly optimistic. If something is not to your liking, change your liking. - Rick Steves

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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24-May-2022