Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray colour that has drips of purple paint streaked across it.
Liz walks over to the artist and says, “I don’t understand your paintings.”
“I paint what I feel inside me,” explains the artist.
“Have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?”
Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux
Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham
Be great. You never know who you're inspiring. - Unknown
The immature artist imitates. The mature artist steals. - Lionel Trilling
A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne
To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice. - Ambrose Bierce
The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu
The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump
We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb
Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay
We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway
Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton
The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis
The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair
Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin
The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt
Stay positive, all other choices are pointless punishments to your psyche. - Joe Peterson
Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett
A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal
I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli
Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown
Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass
Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman
I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato
Positivity, confidence, and persistence are key in life, so never give up on yourself. - Khalid
Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz
No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde
Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire
I am too positive to be doubtful, too optimistic to be fearful, and too determined to be defeated. - joe-kster
When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson
Optimism is a happiness magnet. If you stay positive, good things and good people will be drawn to you. - Mary Lou Retton
I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen
Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier
Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee
Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen
Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump
Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen
My advice to young wrestlers is that your surroundings really make a difference. You want to put yourself in good, positive surroundings. - Dan Gable
Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham
Be great. You never know who you're inspiring. - Unknown
The immature artist imitates. The mature artist steals. - Lionel Trilling
A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne
To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice. - Ambrose Bierce
The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu
The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump
We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb
Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay
We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway
Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton
The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis
The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair
Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin
The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt
Stay positive, all other choices are pointless punishments to your psyche. - Joe Peterson
Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett
A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal
I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli
Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown
Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass
Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman
I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato
Positivity, confidence, and persistence are key in life, so never give up on yourself. - Khalid
Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz
No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde
Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire
I am too positive to be doubtful, too optimistic to be fearful, and too determined to be defeated. - joe-kster
When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson
Optimism is a happiness magnet. If you stay positive, good things and good people will be drawn to you. - Mary Lou Retton
I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life. - Paula Deen
Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier
Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee
Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen
Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump
Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen
My advice to young wrestlers is that your surroundings really make a difference. You want to put yourself in good, positive surroundings. - Dan Gable
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