Art Show

Expressing the feeling within you


Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray colour that has drips of purple paint streaked across it.

Liz walks over to the artist and says, “I don’t understand your paintings.”

“I paint what I feel inside me,” explains the artist.

“Have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?”


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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Stay positive, all other choices are pointless punishments to your psyche. - Joe Peterson

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Attitude is everything. Radiate positivity and you will attract positive outcomes. - Lynda Field

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible. - Winston Churchill

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

Happiness is the resultant of the relative strengths of positive and negative feelings rather than an absolute amount of one or the other. - Norman Bradburn

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

People deal too much with the negative, with what is wrong. Why not try and see positive things, to just touch those things and make them bloom? - Nhat Hanh

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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25-Nov-2020