Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray colour that has drips of purple paint streaked across it.
Liz walks over to the artist and says, “I don’t understand your paintings.”
“I paint what I feel inside me,” explains the artist.
“Have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?”
Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez
The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock
Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner
Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown
Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch
An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley
God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha
The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru
Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy
The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown
The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso
The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair
Stay positive, all other choices are pointless punishments to your psyche. - Joe Peterson
To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci
Attitude is everything. Radiate positivity and you will attract positive outcomes. - Lynda Field
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille
The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible. - Winston Churchill
The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey
Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali
Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar
Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower
Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower
When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard
Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire
Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker
Happiness is the resultant of the relative strengths of positive and negative feelings rather than an absolute amount of one or the other. - Norman Bradburn
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis
Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt
I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi
People deal too much with the negative, with what is wrong. Why not try and see positive things, to just touch those things and make them bloom? - Nhat Hanh
Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson
The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock
Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner
Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown
Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch
An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley
God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha
The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru
Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy
The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown
The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso
The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair
Stay positive, all other choices are pointless punishments to your psyche. - Joe Peterson
To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci
Attitude is everything. Radiate positivity and you will attract positive outcomes. - Lynda Field
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille
The positive thinker sees the invisible, feels the intangible, and achieves the impossible. - Winston Churchill
The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey
Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett
And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali
Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar
Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower
Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower
When it rains, it pours; but soon, the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way. - Unknown
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard
Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire
Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker
Happiness is the resultant of the relative strengths of positive and negative feelings rather than an absolute amount of one or the other. - Norman Bradburn
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis
Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt
I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi
People deal too much with the negative, with what is wrong. Why not try and see positive things, to just touch those things and make them bloom? - Nhat Hanh
Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson
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