Afghan Humour

The Taliban’s national bird


Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...

Q: What is the Taliban’s national bird?
A: Duck

Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: Why does the Afghanistan Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.

Q: What do Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from.

Q: Why aren’t there any Wal-Marts in Afghanistan?
A. Because there’s a Target on every corner.


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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Woodpecker: 1. A knocking bird; 2. A 17th Century prosthetic device. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

You have to understand your target customer and what you're trying to sell them. - Daniel McGaw

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ram: 1. Lamb's daddy; 2. The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work; 3. A sheep that always butts in. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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Afghanistan Map - Revised Edition
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02-Aug-2021