Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
Q: What is the Taliban’s national bird?
Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: Why does the Afghanistan Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.
Q: What do Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from.
Q: Why aren’t there any Wal-Marts in Afghanistan?
A. Because there’s a Target on every corner.
A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb
Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid
Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers
A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb
The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III
Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts
Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx
I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur
In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults
No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake
Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali
On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire
The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano
If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev
A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck
When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright
Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach
Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley
A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton
Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore
The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin
I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte
You can't hit a target you cannot see, and you cannot see a target you do not have. - Zig Ziglar
We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain
My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard
If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller
New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan
If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan
Country & Nationality Sections
Afghan Livestock Management
Afghanistan Map - Revised Edition
Miss Afghanistan Finalists
Newfie Steering Wheel Lock
Redneck Wine Holder
Window Cleaning On The Edge
Father Time Snowman
No Extras Massage
Hot Tub Hangups
Scenery Cut and Paste
Origin of the Whoopee Cushion
Better With A Beard
Canadian Winter Smile