Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
Q: What is the Taliban’s national bird?
Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: Why does the Afghanistan Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.
Q: What do Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from.
Q: Why aren’t there any Wal-Marts in Afghanistan?
A. Because there’s a Target on every corner.
Salivation Army - Archie Bunker
A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb
An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers
Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys
Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx
A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb
In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults
No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake
Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali
The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown
The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb
Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire
The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano
When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher
A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte
The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry
If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown
Woodpecker: 1. A knocking bird; 2. A 17th Century prosthetic device. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright
Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer
I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright
A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz
You have to understand your target customer and what you're trying to sell them. - Daniel McGaw
I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais
It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton
Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ram: 1. Lamb's daddy; 2. The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work; 3. A sheep that always butts in. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman
You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche
Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah
A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy
A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne
Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo
Country & Nationality Sections
Afghan Livestock Management
Afghanistan Map - Revised Edition
Miss Afghanistan Finalists
Lord of the Wings
Pets Come First
If You Need Space
Redneck Hailstone Damage
Redneck Flu Shot
Japanese Diving Platform
Cat Swimming at the Olympics
Row Your Goat
My Kind Of Exercise
Surround Sound for Babies