Afghan Humour

The Taliban’s national bird


Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...

Q: What is the Taliban’s national bird?
A: Duck

Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: Why does the Afghanistan Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.

Q: What do Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from.

Q: Why aren’t there any Wal-Marts in Afghanistan?
A. Because there’s a Target on every corner.


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Never trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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08-Jul-2020