The Taliban’s national bird
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
Q: What is the Taliban’s national bird?
Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: Why does the Afghanistan Navy have glass bottom boats?
A: So they can see their Air Force.
Q: What do Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from.
Q: Why aren’t there any Wal-Marts in Afghanistan?
A. Because there’s a Target on every corner.
Never trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles
Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin
Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb
He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb
Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys
A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb
Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart
No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake
He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch
The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown
The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam
A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel
Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck
When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher
A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte
If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown
Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb
The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle
Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley
A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison
Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright
The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin
Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley
I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes
I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte
The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard
I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings
Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt
If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge
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