Some people REALLY love Christmas, but I love Thanksgiving. Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown Plant smiles Grow laughter Harvest love - Unknown No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks. - St. Ambrose How can people trust the harvest, unless they see it sown? - Mary Renault A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton For all that has been - thanks. For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. - Og Mandino I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller Thanksgiving is the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. - Michael Dresser Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest. - Douglas Jerrold A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18 We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval Got no checkbooks, got no banks, Still I'd like to express my thanks - I got the sun in the mornin' And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer see also Thanksgiving Section Baconurkey Going Cold Turkey Grandma’s Beautiful Pies How To Cook A Turkey Ode To A Turkey Redneck Thanksgiving Redneck Turkey Shoot Run, Turkey, Run! Thanks A Lot America Thanksgiving Harvest Time Too Much Turkey Turkey Day Selfie Turkey Not Turkey Weather Forecast ’Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving |
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