America has a Trump Card

Even after Brexit, Londoners haven’t lost their sense of humour



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In the lap of the cards. - Archie Bunker

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Trust everybody, but cut the cards. - Finley Peter Dunne

He was not only a bore; he bored for England. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Competition is a rude yet effective motivation. - Toba Beta

England can never be ruined except by a Parliament. - Lord Burleigh

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

What Great Britain calls the Far East is to us the near north. - Robert Gordon Menzies

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

It's easy to make your choice when all the cards are on the table. - Barry Bennett

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

If you want to be the person you ought to be, you've got to welcome competition. - Unknown

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis. - Franklin P Jones

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. - Oscar Wilde

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you. - Lao-Tzu

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

Rats and roaches live by competition under the laws of supply and demand; it is the privilege of human beings to live under the laws of justice and mercy. - Wendell Berry

The connectivity declaration is about uniting the whole industry - a lot of companies that typically compete very fiercely - to push in a coherent direction. - Mark Zuckerberg

Member of British Parliament: "Mr. Churchill, must you fall asleep while I'm speaking?"
Churchill: "No, it's purely voluntary." - Winston Churchill

Somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true. - Donald Trump

I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. - Steve Nash

I've always played cards. I can't remember when there wasn't a gambling game going on somewhere, even if it was a craps game in a wheelbarrow on the backside of the racetrack. - Wilford Brimley


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27-Jun-2022