WAITER: “Yes, sir, is there something wrong?” Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid Room service? Send up a larger room. - Groucho Marx Only the pure in heart can make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher She who sups with the devil should have a long spoon. - English Proverb If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin QOS: Quality of Service - something you pay for but don't get - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen What you have put into the kettle comes afterwards into your spoon. - Turkestan Proverb You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? - John Mendoza The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. - Mahatma Gandhi Good intentions are not enough. They've never put an onion in the soup yet. - Sonya Levien The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright Lose yourself in generous service and every day can be a most unusual day, a triumphant day, an abundantly rewarding day! - William A Ward The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn We will receive not what we idly wish for but what we justly earn. Our rewards will always be in exact proportion to our service. - Earl Nightingale A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart see also Dining, Food & Restaurant Sections Beware of Waiters With Spare Spoons Coffee Spoon Diet Spoon Redneck Spoon Windscreen Spoon |
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