WAITER: “Yes, sir, is there something wrong?”
CUSTOMER: “The soup. Taste it.”
WAITER: “I beg your pardon, Sir?”
CUSTOMER: “Taste it.”
WAITER: “But, Sir, I can assure you that the soup is excellent.”
CUSTOMER: “Taste it.”
WAITER: “Sir, the soup was made this morning of the finest ingredients.”
CUSTOMER: “Taste it!”
WAITER: Exasperated, “All right, Sir, I’ll taste it.”
Then after a pause he said, “Where is the spoon?”
To which the customer replied triumphantly, “Ah ha!”
Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid
Room service? Send up a larger room. - Groucho Marx
Only the pure in heart can make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven
Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher
She who sups with the devil should have a long spoon. - English Proverb
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin
QOS: Quality of Service - something you pay for but don't get - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne
Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen
What you have put into the kettle comes afterwards into your spoon. - Turkestan Proverb
You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri
If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? - John Mendoza
The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. - Mahatma Gandhi
Good intentions are not enough. They've never put an onion in the soup yet. - Sonya Levien
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin
Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields
He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper
An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten
Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman
Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan
The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker
I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright
Lose yourself in generous service and every day can be a most unusual day, a triumphant day, an abundantly rewarding day! - William A Ward
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar
A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard
My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
We will receive not what we idly wish for but what we justly earn. Our rewards will always be in exact proportion to our service. - Earl Nightingale
A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx
Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart
Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid
Room service? Send up a larger room. - Groucho Marx
Only the pure in heart can make a good soup. - Ludwig van Beethoven
Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher
She who sups with the devil should have a long spoon. - English Proverb
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin
QOS: Quality of Service - something you pay for but don't get - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne
Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen
What you have put into the kettle comes afterwards into your spoon. - Turkestan Proverb
You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri
If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? - John Mendoza
The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. - Mahatma Gandhi
Good intentions are not enough. They've never put an onion in the soup yet. - Sonya Levien
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin
Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields
He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper
An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten
Service is the rent we pay for being. It is the very purpose of life, and not something you do in your spare time. - Marion Wright Edelman
Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan
The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker
I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright
Lose yourself in generous service and every day can be a most unusual day, a triumphant day, an abundantly rewarding day! - William A Ward
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar
A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard
My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
We will receive not what we idly wish for but what we justly earn. Our rewards will always be in exact proportion to our service. - Earl Nightingale
A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx
Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart
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