WAITER: “Yes, sir, is there something wrong?”
CUSTOMER: “The soup. Taste it.”
WAITER: “I beg your pardon, Sir?”
CUSTOMER: “Taste it.”
WAITER: “But, Sir, I can assure you that the soup is excellent.”
CUSTOMER: “Taste it.”
WAITER: “Sir, the soup was made this morning of the finest ingredients.”
CUSTOMER: “Taste it!”
WAITER: Exasperated, “All right, Sir, I’ll taste it.”
Then after a pause he said, “Where is the spoon?”
To which the customer replied triumphantly, “Ah ha!”
Worries go down better with soup. - Yiddish Proverb
Room service? Send up a larger room. - Groucho Marx
The reward of service is more service. - Dwight L Moody
Only the spoon knows the pot's sorrows. - Don Orsati
Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot
Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost
A spoon full of insulin helps the sugar go down. - Unknown
The highest of distinctions is service to others. - King George VI
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
QOS: Quality of Service - something you pay for but don't get - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne
When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls
What you have put into the kettle comes afterwards into your spoon. - Turkestan Proverb
The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier
The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. - Mahatma Gandhi
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster
The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown
Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland
He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper
I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller
Our mission is to connect every person in the world. You don't do that by having a service people pay for. - Mark Zuckerberg
Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan
The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan
I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright
An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup. - H L Mencken
Lose yourself in generous service and every day can be a most unusual day, a triumphant day, an abundantly rewarding day! - William A Ward
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar
We will receive not what we idly wish for but what we justly earn. Our rewards will always be in exact proportion to our service. - Earl Nightingale
A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield
Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly
In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart
Room service? Send up a larger room. - Groucho Marx
The reward of service is more service. - Dwight L Moody
Only the spoon knows the pot's sorrows. - Don Orsati
Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields
I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot
Pressed into service means pressed out of shape. - Robert Frost
A spoon full of insulin helps the sugar go down. - Unknown
The highest of distinctions is service to others. - King George VI
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sour Kraut: Unhappy with the fare in the Berlin restaurant - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
QOS: Quality of Service - something you pay for but don't get - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne
When all you've got is a hammer, bad service looks like a nail. - Doc Searls
What you have put into the kettle comes afterwards into your spoon. - Turkestan Proverb
The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier
The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. - Mahatma Gandhi
Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon. - E.M. Forster
The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown
Not everybody can be famous. But everybody can be great, because greatness is determined by service. - Martin Luther King Jr.
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland
He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper
I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller
Our mission is to connect every person in the world. You don't do that by having a service people pay for. - Mark Zuckerberg
Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan
The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan
I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright
An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup. - H L Mencken
Lose yourself in generous service and every day can be a most unusual day, a triumphant day, an abundantly rewarding day! - William A Ward
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar
We will receive not what we idly wish for but what we justly earn. Our rewards will always be in exact proportion to our service. - Earl Nightingale
A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield
Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly
In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart
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