Donald Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht. The Pope accepted, and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff’s hat off, right into the water. It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated away.
The crew and the security team were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved them off, saying “Never mind, boys, I will get it.”
The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed onto the yacht, and handed the Pope his hat.
The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope’s entourage were speechless.
No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.
But that afternoon, NBC knew how to cover the story. Their banner headline read, “Trump Can’t Swim.”
Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias
Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck
The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump
Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke
All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown
Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover
True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell
Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing
To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias
To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant
Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker
Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley
The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose
The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine
You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons. - Archie Bunker
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker
Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato
Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall
Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan
One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson
It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy
In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck
The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump
Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke
All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown
Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover
True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell
Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing
To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias
To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant
Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker
Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley
The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose
The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine
You know what's got the world in the shape today? Buddah, the Pope, Marx and Lemons. - Archie Bunker
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain
I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams
He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker
Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato
Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall
Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan
One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson
It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama
NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy
In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge
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