![]() Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi. - Mikey Way Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden Madness is somewhere between chaos and having a dream. - RM Drake Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled. - Plutarch Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. - Steve Martin Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor Success isn't a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. - Arnold H Glasow I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. - Joseph Stalin Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats. - Woody Allen We feel (Trump National) is better than Pebble Beach. We have had some people out who are very familiar with Pebble Beach. 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