Politics Was Fun

Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

Blazer: A jacket that is on fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

Trade unions are islands of anarchy in a sea of chaos. - Aneurin Bevan

Madness is somewhere between chaos and having a dream. - RM Drake

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Chaos: Three women discussing the two sides of an issue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I set myself on fire, and the people come to see me burn. - John Wesley

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. - Joan Rivers

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

No amount of facts in his head can compensate for the lack of fire on his lips. - Vance Havner

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is. - Steve Martin

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. - Robert Brault

Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats. - Woody Allen

Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on. - Donald Trump

If I had three hundred men who feared nothing but God, hated nothing but sin, and were determined to know nothing among men but Jesus Christ and him crucified, I would set the world on fire. - John Wesley