Lost Uncle Trump

Please help! Have you seen my lost uncle?

He’s a little crazy and delusional, but a nice guy... he’s 70.



Lost Uncle Trump

Sometimes he likes to dress up with a toupee or wig and a suit. Being 70, he’s a bit of a bigot. Great fun when you get a few drinks in him, and he still fancies himself a player. If you’ve seen him, please contact local police. His current wife Melania is mildly concerned.

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Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin

Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. - John Adams

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. - Steven Wright

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Forgiveness is the remission of sins. For it is by this that what has been lost, and was found, is saved from being lost again. - Saint Augustine

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

If the people cannot trust their government to do the job for which it exists - to protect them and to promote their common welfare - all else is lost. - Barack Obama

Never follow someone else's path; unless you’re in the woods and you're lost and you see a path, then by all means, you should follow that. - Ellen DeGeneres

If there are occasions when my grape turned into a raisin and my joy bell lost its resonance, please forgive me. Charge it to my head and not to my heart. - Jesse Jackson

It was a somber place, haunted by old jokes and lost laughter. Life, as I discovered, holds no more wretched occupation than trying to make the English laugh. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily. - Lemony Snicket

Time is free, but it's priceless. You can't own it, but you can use it. You can't keep it, but you can spend it. Once you've lost it you can never get it back. - Harvey Mackay

Each indecision brings its own delays and days are lost lamenting over lost days. What you can do or think you can do, begin it. For boldness has magic, power and genius in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good to check up once in a while and make sure you haven't lost the things that money can't buy. - George Horace Lorimer

Every time a resolve or fine glow of feeling evaporates without bearing fruit, it is worse than a chance lost; it works to hinder future emotions from taking the normal path of discharge. - William James

Never take a person for granted. Hold every person close to your heart 'cause you might wake up one day and realize that you've lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones. - Unknown

The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make us wonder at the possibility that there may be something to them we are missing. - Gamal Abdul Nasser


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01-Dec-2020