![]() Sometimes he likes to dress up with a toupee or wig and a suit. Being 70, he’s a bit of a bigot. Great fun when you get a few drinks in him, and he still fancies himself a player. If you’ve seen him, please contact local police. His current wife Melania is mildly concerned. Absentee: A missing golfing peg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius When one person is missing the whole world seems empty. - Pat Schweibert Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx I'm on a whiskey diet. 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It pleases him who gives and receives and thus ... is twice blessed. - Erastus Wiman Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily. - Lemony Snicket It's good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it's good to check up once in a while and make sure you haven't lost the things that money can't buy. - George Horace Lorimer We feel (Trump National) is better than Pebble Beach. We have had some people out who are very familiar with Pebble Beach. Most people consider (Trump National) to be substantially superior. - Donald Trump Never take a person for granted. Hold every person close to your heart 'cause you might wake up one day and realize that you've lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones. - Unknown When I found out I was going to be on CBS every morning, my first phone call was to Jenny Craig. 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