Lost Uncle Trump

Please help! Have you seen my lost uncle?

He’s a little crazy and delusional, but a nice guy... he’s 70.



Lost Uncle Trump

Sometimes he likes to dress up with a toupee or wig and a suit. Being 70, he’s a bit of a bigot. Great fun when you get a few drinks in him, and he still fancies himself a player. If you’ve seen him, please contact local police. His current wife Melania is mildly concerned.

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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

When faith is lost, when honor dies, the man is dead! - John G Whittier

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When a person doesn't have gratitude, something is missing in his or her humanity. - Elie Wiesel

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

The loss of something that is never thought of, felt, or sought for when lost is not a loss at all. - Ravi Zacharias

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. - Flip Wilson

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Happiness is the default state. It's what's there when you remove the sense that something is missing in life. - Naval Ravikant

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

The destiny of the world is determined less by the battles that are lost and won than by the stories it loves and believes in. - Harold Goddard

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Nothing is ever lost by courtesy. It is the cheapest of pleasures, costs nothing, and conveys much. It pleases him who gives and receives and thus ... is twice blessed. - Erastus Wiman

Somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true. - Donald Trump

We feel (Trump National) is better than Pebble Beach. We have had some people out who are very familiar with Pebble Beach. Most people consider (Trump National) to be substantially superior. - Donald Trump

When I found out I was going to be on CBS every morning, my first phone call was to Jenny Craig. Ten days later, I'd lost nine pounds. Now I even take the plan's popcorn with me to the movies. - Gayle King


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25-Jan-2021