Earthquake Relief in 2017

New U.S. President reacts quickly to emergency situation

A big earthquake of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East.

Two million Muslims are dead and over a million are injured. Iraq, Iran and Syria are totally ruined and the governments ask for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.

Britain is sending troops to help keep the peace.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil and monetary assistance.

Latin American countries are sending clothing.

New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crop.

The Asian countries are sending labor to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.

Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.

The new American President, Donald Trump, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Muslims.



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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

To the wrongs that need resistance, To the right that needs assistance, To the future in the distance, Give yourselves. - Carrie C Catt

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. - George M Fraser


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