A big earthquake of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East.
Two million Muslims are dead and over a million are injured. Iraq, Iran and Syria are totally ruined and the governments ask for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.
Britain is sending troops to help keep the peace.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil and monetary assistance.
Latin American countries are sending clothing.
New Zealand and Australia are sending sheep, cattle and food crop.
The Asian countries are sending labor to assist in rebuilding the infrastructure.
Canada is sending medical teams and supplies.
The new American President, Donald Trump, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Muslims.
Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers
Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli
Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach
I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown
Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas
Generosity gives assistance, rather than advice. - Marquis de Vauvenargues
Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi
Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown
If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison
I want men who will support me when I am in the wrong. - Lord Melbourne
You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake. - Jeanette Rankin
Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown
I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker
You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers
Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker
Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin
To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain
I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle
There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens
Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley
Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay
The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan
Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall
Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman
If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump
The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. - Abraham Lincoln
Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld
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