![]() It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker Plant smiles Grow laughter Harvest love - Unknown My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. - Og Mandino Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Republicans will do anything for the poor except get off their backs. - American Proverb You have to have been a Republican to know how good it is to be a Democrat. - Jackie Kennedy What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. - Oscar Levant The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump We must plant the sea and herd its animals using the sea as farmers instead of hunters. That is what civilization is all about - farming replacing hunting. - Jacques Cousteau Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on. - Donald Trump Somebody made the statement that Donald Trump has built or owns the greatest collection of golf courses, ever, in the history of golf. And I believe that is 100 percent true. - Donald Trump Love him or hate him, Trump is a man who is certain about what he wants and sets out to get it, no holds barred. Women find his power almost as much of a turn-on as his money. - Unknown Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com My parents elected me president of the family when I was 4. We actually had an election every year and I always won. I'm an only child, and I could count on my mother's vote. - Condoleezza Rice We feel (Trump National) is better than Pebble Beach. We have had some people out who are very familiar with Pebble Beach. Most people consider (Trump National) to be substantially superior. - Donald Trump Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants. That is the short answer to the supposedly incredibly complicated and confusing question of what we humans should eat in order to be maximally healthy. - Michael Pollan Automation: 1. The science of doing it with machines at the plant so that men can have more time to do it themselves at home; 2. Man's effort to make work so easy that women can do it all. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com If I were a liberal Democrat, people would say I'm the super genius of all time. If you're a conservative Republican, you've got to fight for your life. It's really an amazing thing. - Donald Trump In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. 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