There once was a congressman named Weiner,
Who had a perverted demeanor.
He was forced from the hill, for acting like Bill.
Now Congress is one Weiner leaner.
American politician Anthony Weiner, former member of the United States House of Representatives from New York City, has been involved in three sexual scandals related to sexting, or sending explicit sexual material by cell phone. The first, dubbed Weinergate, led to his resignation as a congressman in 2011. The second, during his attempt to return to politics as candidate for mayor of New York City, involved three women Weiner admitted having sexted after further explicit pictures were published in July 2013. The third, in 2015 but publicized in 2016, resulted in an announced intended separation between him and his wife, Huma Abedin.
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All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers
Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck
Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari
Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII
The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw
The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain
World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will
There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers
Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev
Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke
Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers
Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry
The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki
I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo
Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm
What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx
Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill
I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader
Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck
Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari
Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII
The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw
The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck
A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston
An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain
World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will
There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers
Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev
Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt
The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke
Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers
Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy
What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry
The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki
I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo
Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm
What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx
Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro
The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill
I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader
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