There once was a congressman named Weiner,
Who had a perverted demeanor.
He was forced from the hill, for acting like Bill.
Now Congress is one Weiner leaner.
American politician Anthony Weiner, former member of the United States House of Representatives from New York City, has been involved in three sexual scandals related to sexting, or sending explicit sexual material by cell phone. The first, dubbed Weinergate, led to his resignation as a congressman in 2011. The second, during his attempt to return to politics as candidate for mayor of New York City, involved three women Weiner admitted having sexted after further explicit pictures were published in July 2013. The third, in 2015 but publicized in 2016, resulted in an announced intended separation between him and his wife, Huma Abedin.
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Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli
The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley
Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama
In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper
From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying
Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader
Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson
Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein
You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman
War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot
Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way. - Isaac Goldberg
The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr
Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty
Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin
Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley
Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw
What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet
The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato
Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams
A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan
Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle
Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien
In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge
The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley
Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama
In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper
From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen
Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno
A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying
Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader
Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson
Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein
You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman
War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot
Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way. - Isaac Goldberg
The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr
Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty
Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin
Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley
Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost
He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw
What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet
The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki
If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman
One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato
Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams
A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan
Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle
Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien
In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge
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