Wear It Proudly

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock