Lodge Welcome

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New Brunswick Lodge Welcome

Welcome to fishermen, hunters, and other liars

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Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

A good speaker makes a good liar. - German Proverb

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

Figures won't lie, but liars will figure. - Charles H Grosvenor

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Unwelcome guests are often most welcome when they are gone. - Unknown

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

The hour of happiness will be the more welcome, the less it was expected. - Horace

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity. - Robert G Ingersoll

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the least. - Philip Dormer Stanhope (Earl of Chesterfield)

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Don't try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It can't be done except by liars. - Bernard Baruch

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

The liar's punishment is not that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else. - George Bernard Shaw

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

It is always the best policy to speak the truth - unless, of course, you're an exceptionally good liar. - Jerome K. Jerome

A place that doesn't welcome tourists, that's really difficult and off the map, is a place I want to see. - Paul Theroux

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Lord Grey of Falloden

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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I Found A Bear Cub!
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31-Mar-2020