![]() Liberals take marijuana legalization and regulation one step closer There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli Voters want a fraud they can believe in. - Will Durst A penny saved is a Congressional oversight. - Hal Luyah Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues. - George Will I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A conservative is a man who wants the rules changed so no one can make a pile the way he did. - Gregory Nunn I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien see also Canada, Government & Medical Sections First Shipment I’ll Be Back Ottawa White Smoke Pipe Talk |
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