![]() Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker Weeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Palm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12 Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com On the top of the Crumpetty Tree The Quangle Wangle sat, But his face you could not see, On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel Chair Master Redneck Lawn Chair Texas Office Chair |
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