Redneck Bidet

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Redneck Bidet - socks on the toilet seat

Warming up to the Joe-kster’s bathroom humour

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The gods too are fond of a joke. - Aristotle

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

I'm not funny. What I am is brave. - Lucille Ball

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

I would rather be called funny than pretty. - Nia Vardalos

Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets. - Clemence Dane

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle. - Goldie Hawn

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. - Larry Gelbart

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas. - Unknown

Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche. - Stephen Colbert

Menopause: you have to laugh or you'll end up crying. - Missa Says

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

Tell me what you laugh at, and I'll tell you who you are. - Marcel Pagnol

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens. - David Hyde Pierce

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

When I first said I wanted to be a comedian, everyone laughed. They're not laughing now. - Bob Monkhouse

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints - the sinners are much more fun. - Billy Joel

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton


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23-Feb-2020