Zombie Survival Guide

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How a cat survives post-Halloween stress



Zombie Survival Guide

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So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Ghost: A shadow of its former self - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I like you but if Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you. - Unknown

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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23-Jun-2021