Zombie Survival Guide

Guide to complete protection from the living dead

How a cat survives post-Halloween stress



Zombie Survival Guide

QuotaBills
Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Ghost Writer: Spooksman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


see also   Cat  &  Survivor  Sections
Boat Safety
Zombie Response Team

 

Long Liquor Store

Musical Spoons

We Open

Poultry Breakfast

Welcome To Manitoba

Circus Escape

Never Do Anything Wrong

Senior Beer Drinker's Bar

Pumping Services

Cicada Man

Leading Edge Climber

Codfather

Doughnut Monster Truck

One At A Time

Shark Swim

2007 Ford Shelby GR1 Concept Car

Starbucks' New Mega Coffee

Chicks Be Like

Made His Bed

Mandeville Mascot
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

24-Sep-2021