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Zombies eat brains. You're safe. - Unknown

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job. - Lou Holtz

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Encourage members of your team to take the initiative and act on their own. - Mike Krzyzewski

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

It's not a coach that makes a team. It's the team that makes the coach. - Glen Sather

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited. - Unknown

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers. - Jarod Kintz

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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22-Jan-2021