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I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane. - Philip K. Dick

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

A housefly has a longer life expectancy than the manager of a Premier League team. - Alex Ferguson

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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06-Jun-2020