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Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

A team is only as strong as its weakest player. - Unknown

Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

Usually the team that scores the most points wins the game. - John Madden

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job. - Lou Holtz

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning. - George Carlin

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited. - Unknown

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

Anytime a person's response is larger than the issue at hand, the response is almost always about something else. - John Maxwell

With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan

Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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16-May-2022