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Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

Love is not a feeling, love is a response. Love is an action. - David Jeremiah

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

A boss commands, but a leader will always bring a team together. - Unknown

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job. - Lou Holtz

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Families are ecosystems. Each life grows in response to the lives around it. - Mary Schmich

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited. - Unknown

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers. - Jarod Kintz

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup. - Unknown

There can be no true response without responsibility; there can be no responsibility without response. - Arthur Vogel

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

The goal of an effective leader is to recondition your team to be solution focused rather than problem focused. - Unknown

With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan

Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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25-Oct-2021