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My drinking team has a sailing problem. - Unknown

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team. - John Wooden

I like you but if Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you. - Unknown

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers. - Jarod Kintz

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

When asked if my cup is half-full or half-empty my only response is that I am thankful I have a cup. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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