Scooter Down

It finally dawned on Muriel that she can’t handle
any more than two pints with her pub lunch



Elderly woman falls down with her scooter

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You are not stuck. - Louise Thompson

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. - Douglas Adams

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Intelligence is like a 4 wheel drive - it allows you to get stuck in more remote places. - Garrison Keillor

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Change is painful, but nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don't belong. - Mandy Hale

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing you did mattered? - Bill Murray

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

Grandparent: 1. One who knows that spanking is unnecessary; 2. The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel


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15-Jul-2020