![]() see also Cat & Owl Sections ![]() How to Order our Hooters (Owl) Calendar: Details Buy Now Hooters Calendar ranked in “Top 10 Odd and Awesome Calendars” Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Alfred Tennyson A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane I'm a night owl, and luckily my profession supports that. The best ideas come to me in the dead of night. - Josh Fox Do not trap yourself into an owl's hooting sound Where sad nights linger through the blackness of a hound - Munia Khan A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen Am I Visible? An Owl Sonnet Barn Owl Beauty Brittany Speers - a Hooter? Camouflaged Owls Fat Cat Firewood Tree GoogOwl Great Grey Owl Hooters Mascara Hooters Sign How To Draw An Owl Immature Owl Laughing Owl Looks Like Monday Merry Christmas from the Three Wise Owls Moonlight Owls Owl and Owlette Owl Balloon Owl Craft Owl Door Owl Friends Owl Garden Owl Glove Owl Kiss Owl-o-lantern Owl Perch Owl Perch Necklace Owl Pose Owlvis Presley Owlympics Bobsled Owlympics Ice Skating Peckish Scented Owl Superb Owl The Laughing Owl The Screech Owl Tree Hugger’s Environmental Non-Protection Whooooo Goes There? Winter Blues |
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