Party In Hell

Beware of what’s on the menu

Preparing for Sunday’s service





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My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? - H.M. Warner

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. - John Milton

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists. That is why they invented Hell. - Bertrand Russell

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison


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15-Dec-2019