Happy Thanksgiving, Y’all!

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Shot my first turkey yesterday.

Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section.

It was awesome.


Turkey Season
Turkey runs around happy thanksgiving display
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Shoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

A compliment is a booster shot for the ego. - Rita Duskin

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

For all that has been - thanks.
For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips

We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown

Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving. - Jacob Braude

Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Thanksgiving is the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. - Michael Dresser

Stuff: What people do on Thanksgiving: First to the turkey, and then to themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant

It is the greatest shot of adrenaline to be doing what you've wanted to do so badly. - Charles Lindbergh

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

What are fears but voices airy?
Whispering harm where harm is not.
And deluding the unwary
Till the fatal bolt is shot! - William Wordsworth

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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