Shot my first turkey yesterday.
Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section.
It was awesome.
Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo
Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews
Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns
A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton
As I like to say, take the shot, even if your knees are shaking. - Robin Roberts
I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin
We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown
Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving. - Jacob Braude
Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown
The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart
Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown
The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard
It is the greatest shot of adrenaline to be doing what you've wanted to do so badly. - Charles Lindbergh
Amateurs practice a shot until they make it. Pros practice it until they can't miss. - Unknown
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown
Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown
Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown
I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx
Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky
Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
What are fears but voices airy?
Whispering harm where harm is not.
And deluding the unwary
Till the fatal bolt is shot! - William Wordsworth
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen
Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin
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