Shot my first turkey yesterday. ![]() ![]() Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton As I like to say, take the shot, even if your knees are shaking. - Robin Roberts I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving. - Jacob Braude Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard It is the greatest shot of adrenaline to be doing what you've wanted to do so badly. - Charles Lindbergh Amateurs practice a shot until they make it. Pros practice it until they can't miss. - Unknown Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18 Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin What are fears but voices airy? Whispering harm where harm is not. And deluding the unwary Till the fatal bolt is shot! - William Wordsworth While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously. - Tim Allen Got no checkbooks, got no banks, Still I'd like to express my thanks - I got the sun in the mornin' And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin see also Hunting & Thanksgiving Sections Going Cold Turkey Grandma’s Beautiful Pies Happy Turkey Day How To Cook A Turkey Ode To A Turkey Redneck Thanksgiving Run, Turkey, Run! Thanksgiving Harvest Time Too Much Turkey Turkey Recipe Turkey Weather Forecast ’Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving |
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