Shot my first turkey yesterday.
Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section.
It was awesome.
Shoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope
Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown
Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo
Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare
A compliment is a booster shot for the ego. - Rita Duskin
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Thanks, Darth Obvious. Or is it Emperor Palpable? - Chuck Wendig
Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns
A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
I was an equal opportunity eater. Every ethnic group got a shot. - Bill Clinton
For all that has been - thanks.
For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold
I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown
The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard
It is the greatest shot of adrenaline to be doing what you've wanted to do so badly. - Charles Lindbergh
Amateurs practice a shot until they make it. Pros practice it until they can't miss. - Unknown
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown
Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown
I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli
Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde
I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse
I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump
Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin
When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan
Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown
Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo
Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare
A compliment is a booster shot for the ego. - Rita Duskin
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
Thanks, Darth Obvious. Or is it Emperor Palpable? - Chuck Wendig
Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns
A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
I was an equal opportunity eater. Every ethnic group got a shot. - Bill Clinton
For all that has been - thanks.
For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold
I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown
The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard
It is the greatest shot of adrenaline to be doing what you've wanted to do so badly. - Charles Lindbergh
Amateurs practice a shot until they make it. Pros practice it until they can't miss. - Unknown
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown
Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown
I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli
Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown
Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde
I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy
You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse
I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin
I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump
Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin
When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan
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Ode To A Turkey
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