Happy Thanksgiving, Y’all!

New alert for Thanksgiving Turkey

Shot my first turkey yesterday.

Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section.

It was awesome.


Turkey Season
Turkey runs around happy thanksgiving display
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Shoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope

Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare

A compliment is a booster shot for the ego. - Rita Duskin

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Thanks, Darth Obvious. Or is it Emperor Palpable? - Chuck Wendig

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

I was an equal opportunity eater. Every ethnic group got a shot. - Bill Clinton

For all that has been - thanks.
For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

It is the greatest shot of adrenaline to be doing what you've wanted to do so badly. - Charles Lindbergh

Amateurs practice a shot until they make it. Pros practice it until they can't miss. - Unknown

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either use one more club or two more balls. - Unknown

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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03-Dec-2020