Happy Thanksgiving, Y’all!

New alert for Thanksgiving Turkey

Shot my first turkey yesterday.

Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section.

It was awesome.


Turkey Season
Turkey runs around happy thanksgiving display
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Never shoot more than you can eat. - Unknown

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

A compliment is a booster shot for the ego. - Rita Duskin

If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? - Steven Wright

Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good. - Johnny Miller

As I like to say, take the shot, even if your knees are shaking. - Robin Roberts

I was an equal opportunity eater. Every ethnic group got a shot. - Bill Clinton

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown

There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result. - Winston Churchill

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle

Thanksgiving is the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. - Michael Dresser

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

It is the greatest shot of adrenaline to be doing what you've wanted to do so badly. - Charles Lindbergh

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

Consultants are people who come down from the hill to shoot the wounded after the battle is over. - Doc Blakeley

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

What are fears but voices airy?
Whispering harm where harm is not.
And deluding the unwary
Till the fatal bolt is shot! - William Wordsworth

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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25-May-2020