[Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland] 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU. 8. DON’T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS. 9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING. 10. DON’T TAKE EXTRA STROKES. WELL DONE. .. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF! see also   Bathroom,  Golf  &  Sign  Sections   Pentecost Sunday Nun Chairs - Great Looking Legs Organ Donor Moldy Bible Gyprock Prayer Barn Art Submarine Tea NAACP Cover Up Quad Shot Princess Parking Restaurant Wait-er How Much Is That Doggie In The Window? Butterfly Lens Pike Mouth Nest Improvise, Adapt, Overcome

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