Dog Birthday

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

I want to be formal, but I'm here to party. - Unknown

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows. - Unknown

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash