Dog Birthday

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Dog Birthday Party

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

Contract: An agreement that is binding only on the weaker party. - Unknown

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

I almost sent you a real birthday card but thankfully my internet connection came back. - Unknown

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here. - Archie Bunker

Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I'm touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow. - Unknown

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams


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14-Apr-2021