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Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

A dreaded disease is infilteratin' our home - Archie Bunker

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with. - Jimmy Fallon

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

We are, as a species, addicted to story. Even when the body goes to sleep, the mind stays up all night, telling itself stories. - John Gottschall

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie