Cheeseburger Bed

Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

Sleep is so cute when it tries to compete with the internet. - Will Ferrell

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour. - John Ciardi

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

If you want to see me, come over anytime. If you want to see my house, make an appointment. - Unknown

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. - WC Fields

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

Eden is that old-fashioned house
We dwell in every day
Without suspecting our abode
Until we drive away. - Emily Dickinson

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren