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Bird House: Home Tweet Home. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb

Silence is the sleep that nourishes wisdom. - Francis Bacon

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

Census Taker: A man who goes from house to house increasing the population. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. - Unknown

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright


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11-Aug-2022