Cheeseburger Bed

Chewie, we're home. - Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Sleep is the best meditation. - Dalai Lama

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

A good home must be made, not bought. - Joyce Maynard

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

For we are such stuff as dreams are made on, rounded with a sleep. - William Shakespeare

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Talking is a hydrant in the yard and writing is a faucet upstairs in the house. Opening the first takes the pressure off the second. - Robert Frost

I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright