![]() Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith All the fun is locking horns with impossibilities. - Claes Oldenburg Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele Blowing your own horn only makes other people go deaf. - Unknown Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. - Unknown What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble. - Unknown Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood Make sure your worst enemy doesn't live between your own two ears. - Laird Hamilton We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less. - Diogenes The song that we hear with our ears is only the song that is sung in our hearts. - Ouida Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx Don't depend on anyone else to toot your horn. I mean, do you really want their lips on it, anyway? - Faydra D. Fields What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas Free speech is not to be regulated like diseased cattle and impure butter. The audience that hissed yesterday may applaud today, even for the same performance. - William O. Douglas You are priests, not social or political leaders. Let us not be under the illusion that we are serving the Gospel through an exaggerated interest in the wide field of temporal problems. - Pope John Paul II You can win more friends with your ears than with your mouth. People who feel like they're being listened to feel accepted and appreciated. They feel like they're being taken seriously and what they say really matters. - Harvey Mackay see also Cow & Illusion Sections Hooked On Classics by the Horn Guy (2.8M) |
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