Please help ban fox hunting in Colorado - this madness must stop!![]()
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Bugs Bunny Peter Cottontail The Easter Bunny Thumper Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown With foxes we must play the fox. - Thomas Fuller A fox is a wolf who sends flowers. - Ruth Brown Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair Hunger will lead a fox out of the forest. - Poland Proverb He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton I'm an inveterate fox and not a hedgehog, so I always think you should try everything. - Clifford Geertz What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway see also Fox, Hunting & Rabbit Sections Fox Hunt - Head Hunter du Jour Who’s Pulling Your Chain? 6th Grade Misspelling Afterlife Life Animal Groups Attack Rabbit Bald Rabbits Blind Bunny Canadian North Cookbook CatRabbit Twins Did you say her name was Alice? Donald Trump Rabbit Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray Funny Bunny Genetic Science Happy Easter, Big Guy Hare Five Jack-A-Lope vs Jack-E-Lope Pocket Bunny Portable Lawn Mower Purrrfect Disguise Rabbit Boost Rabbit’s Foot Rabbit In The Box Rabbit Math Rabbit or Duck? Rabbit Spray Ready For Rabbits Stuffed Bunny Texas Easter Bunny Wabbits What Happened? |
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