First Babysitter
Looking at or looking for a babysitter?
My psychiatrist told me this is where my problem started
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I just found an old picture of me with my 1st babysitter. I’m letting you know this, hoping that it might help - I am not looking for sympathy, just a little understanding!  I miss her a lot! Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain A babysitter should at least be out of puberous. - Archie Bunker De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers The baby bat Screamed out in fright, 'Turn on the dark, I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin see also Baby & Little Johnny Sections Found The Jackpot
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