First Babysitter
Looking at or looking for a babysitter?
My psychiatrist told me this is where my problem started
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I just found an old picture of me with my 1st babysitter. I’m letting you know this, hoping that it might help - I am not looking for sympathy, just a little understanding!  I miss her a lot! Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain A babysitter should at least be out of puberous. - Archie Bunker You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown Baby I paint the sky blue My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra I love you like crazy, baby 'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers The baby bat Screamed out in fright, 'Turn on the dark, I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik see also Baby & Little Johnny Sections Found The Jackpot
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