I just found an old picture of me with my 1st babysitter. I’m letting you know this, hoping that it might help - I am not looking for sympathy, just a little understanding! ![]() I miss her a lot! No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain A babysitter should at least be out of puberous. - Archie Bunker Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra I love you like crazy, baby 'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers The baby bat Screamed out in fright, 'Turn on the dark, I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik see also Baby & Little Johnny Sections Found The Jackpot |
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