My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, “This Bull Mated 50 Times Last Year” ![]() My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said, “He mated 50 times last year.” We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, ’This Bull Mated 150 Times Last Year’ ![]() My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, “WOW - that's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.” We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, ’THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR’ ![]() My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, “That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one.” I looked at her and said, “Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow every time.” ![]() My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable, and I should eventually make a full recovery. see also Bull, Farm & Marriage Sections Cattle Breeding |
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