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A little prevention goes a long way


A man boarded a plane with 6 kids.

After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, “Are all of those kids yours?”

He replied, “No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints.”


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A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Nature reserves the right to inflict upon her children the most terrifying jests. - Thornton Wilder

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society. - Billy Graham

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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21-Oct-2020