Tight Christmas

Life itself is a gift. - Daphne R Kingma

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. - Erma Bombeck

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Fruitcake: The gift that keeps on giving - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible

There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne

Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. - Ruth Ann Schabacker

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite

Do not be afraid; our fate cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri

A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away. - Pablo Picasso

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

It is one thing to be gifted and quite another thing to be worthy of one's own gift. - Nadia Boulanger

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. - Jim Valvano

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou

You have a grand gift for silence, Watson. It makes you quite invaluable as a companion. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Forgiveness does not exonerate the perpetrator. Forgiveness liberates the victim. It's a gift you give yourself. - T D Jakes

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

To be happy, you must fancy that everything you have is a gift, and you the chosen, though you worked your tail off for every bit of it. - Robert Brault

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A gift is pure when it is given from the heart to the right person at the right time and at the right place, and when we expect nothing in return. - Vyasa