Dear Friends, Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I’m not getting an annual bonus and Christmas is tight this year. I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes. You’ll most likely agree that it’s a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I’ve included the instructions below. How to make bedroom slippers out of Maxi Pads: You need four Maxi Pads to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically appealing), etc. These slippers are: * Soft and Hygienic * Non-slip grip strips on the soles * Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh * No more bending over to mop up spills * Disposable and biodegradable * Environmentally safe * Three convenient sizes: 1. Regular, 2. Light and 3. Get out the Sand Bags. I’ve attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you can see the nifty slippers for yourself... Awaiting your response. It’s crucial that I get the right size for each one of you... ![]() Life itself is a gift. - Daphne R Kingma Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. - Erma Bombeck Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton Fruitcake: The gift that keeps on giving - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible There is no more expensive thing than a free gift. - Michel de Montaigne Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. - Ruth Ann Schabacker Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund Praise is the only gift for which people are really grateful. - Marguerite Do not be afraid; our fate cannot be taken from us; it is a gift. - Dante Alighieri A gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself. - Mae West Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard The meaning of life is to find your gift. The purpose of life is to give it away. - Pablo Picasso If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire It is one thing to be gifted and quite another thing to be worthy of one's own gift. - Nadia Boulanger True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. - Jim Valvano It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou You have a grand gift for silence, Watson. It makes you quite invaluable as a companion. - Arthur Conan Doyle Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker Forgiveness does not exonerate the perpetrator. Forgiveness liberates the victim. It's a gift you give yourself. - T D Jakes The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump To be happy, you must fancy that everything you have is a gift, and you the chosen, though you worked your tail off for every bit of it. - Robert Brault I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt A gift is pure when it is given from the heart to the right person at the right time and at the right place, and when we expect nothing in return. - Vyasa see also Christmas & Shopping Sections |
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